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Dearest Friendly Toast,

My mouth is watering just from thinking about you. I can’t wait to eat your delicious food. You are going to make me a very happy woman. See you soon ;) With all my love, Loren

The world record for staying awake belongs to

Randy Gardner, who at age 17 stayed up for 264 hours and 12 minutes in 1965 for a science project.

For the last hour

this guy has been asking “Seriously, why aren’t girls more like you?” First off, it’s because bitch, I’m flawless. And secondly, how come the guys who like me are too far away?!

The speed of that fan

is going a different speed every time I move my eyes.

galaxative: i just shattered the chamber of my bong. it was surreal at first but i am just going to work over spring break to buy a new one. it’s a little upsetting, but much worse happens in the world. but still; $115. :(

STUCK ON FUCKIN YOU

neffyy: Remember when 2012 was being so good to me in january, then february came around.